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The Thorough Report
The Kaioshins

Proof that bald really is beautiful.

Manga version of Buu's fight with the gods.

Well, I don't want to use up all my Tripod space by making seperate shrines for all five of the Kaioshins, so I'll be doing wittle shrines to all five. Also, note that there's only ONE completely Kaioshin shrine out there, and all the others under the Kaioshin Links are Higashi/Kaiobit/Kibito only. The one site? Well, other than this, Crazy Compass!! God bless Sol-chan. ^^ Okay, let's get this show on the road. But first, a little information on the race of Kaioshins:
 
The Kaioshins are as holy as holy gets. They are above even Dai Kaio (Grand Kai to dubbers). Like the Kaios, each Kaioshin ruled over a specific quadrent of the universe to watch over and protect. They were lead by Dai Kaioshin.

Whoa...no more tequila for me...@_@

Nishi no Kaioshin, or West Kaioshin:
The Kaioshin of the West quadrent of the universe and the only female Kaioshin. I'd say out of the five, she was third strongest. Her actual age is unknown, but her physical age seems to be around in her mid-twenties. But, hey, this is DBZ; Goku looks like he's in a constant state of 20. @_@
 
Anyway, Nishi seems to be the most playful of the Kaioshins, as we first see her teasing Minami no Kaioshin with a HUGE flippin' riceball. It's big...bigger than I am. O_O' She is the first to fight Buu on some kinda ice planet and dies. Personally, I thought she and Higashi would've made a cute couple...(see Higashi/Nishi in the Couples section!!)

Aw, let me kiss your boo-boo! I make it better! ^^

Minami no Kaioshin, or South Kaioshin:
MIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIII-SAAAAAAAAAN! *looks at deaf viewers* Oh, sorry. Well...as you can see...Minami is my FAVORITE Kaioshin. Why? He's the toughest of the Kaioshins, even more powerful than Dai Kaioshin! And yet, when he first appears, he's kinda of a Class A, Kuwabara-type dork. In fact, in the English dub, he SOUNDS LIKE KUWABARA! NOOOOOOOO!!
Apparently Buu realized how strong he was and absorbed the poor dude, turning the original Buu into the grossly-buff Buu we see later in the Buu Saga. Poor Mimi. *sniffle*

It slices! It dices! It gets rid of pesky weeds!

Kita no Kaioshin, or North Kaioshin:
The old geezer. Sorry, but that's what he is. I'm guessing he's the weakest of the group, even Higashi seems to have put up a better fight than old Kita. He liked fishing and used a sword on Buu...PFFT! As if that'd work. ^o^ He was killed after Nishi.

Does it really do all that?

Dai Kaioshin, or Grand Kaioshin:
Right here is the main man, the big guy: Dai Kaioshin, RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. He rules not only over the Kaioshins, but the Kaios and even Dai Enma (Judge of the dead)!! Thing was, he was fat, jolly, and really peaceful. He only wanted to munch, not abuse his power. However, when Buu threatens to kill poor wittle Higashi, Dai jumps in and is absorbed by Buu, making him the first Buu we see: fat, jolly, and a total suger-holic! By doing this, Dai made Buu weaker and less aggresive. Bibidi was SOOOO pleased that he completely forgot about the half-dead Higashi nearby. So, basically, you can say that Dai saved the whole universe! GIVE 'IM A HAND!!

Yes, it does. It only costs... $7,828.34.

Higashi no Kaioshin, or East Kaioshin:
This is by far the most widely known Kaioshin. He's also known as Shin, the alias he used at the World Tournament. I'm not even going to start on his effin' bio, so just go look at the links! You'll find better stuff there than I'll ever write! ^^

It costs HOW MUCH!?

Kaiobit:
The result of Kibito and Higashi no Kaioshin fusing via the Potara earrings that all Kaioshins wear (and all fangirls want). He's the worrisome one and seems to freak out every five minutes in the show, which can be either funny or irritating, or even both! That, and I highly disapprove of his English voice: it's whiny, it's too loud, and it's just not right for that character...except when he's freaking out.

RIPOFF!!!

Kibito:
I'm not sure you'd classify him as a god, but oh well! Kibito is the ever-doted servant to Higashi no Kaioshin...and maybe something more. >D (go see Kibito/Higashi in the Couples section) He helps in the fight against Buu with transportation and healing the good guys. In the end, he fuses with Higashi to form Kaiobit.

Heh heh...they don't know I got mine for FREE!!

Rou no Kaioshin:
Higashi's ancestor (and MAN, does he look it. O_O') who popped out of the Zen Sword when Gohan and Son Goku broke it. He had been imprisoned by a fearsome enemy (who? Never found out) who feared Rou would use his powers on him. Rou USED to be cute, but he was tricked by a witch into fusing with her by Potara and has looked like a prune ever since.
The "awesome power" he has is the ability to raise a person's power to their highest in a span of 24 hours. He's also responsible for bringing Goku back to life by sacrificing his own. Now he lives on Kaioshin-Kai, torturing poor Kaiobit every chance he can.
 
KAIOSHIN LINKS:
(PSST! READ MY FICS!! *Shameless...*)
Earth Like Eden (pics of Kibito, Higahsi, and Rou came from here!)
Crazy Compass (pics of the Kaioshins except Higashi, Kibito, and Rou came from here!)